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Recent Movie Reviews


: 4y-Records Episode 5 : : 4y-Records Episode 5 :

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Taking pretention to new levels.

MAN I'M SO COOL BECAUSE I LISTEN TO MUSIC AND I DON'T PLAY GUITAR HERO I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF MY STRAW MEN OPPONENTS AND SHOW HOW FUCKING BADASS I AM.

Yeah that was terribly original. Nice job on having the same opinions as every 14 year old who can stumble through a Metallica song on their cheap Mexican Strat.



This Is What You Want! This Is What You Want!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, it was...

fantastic.

FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Moar plz.

Also the best part of this is how nobody reviewing this can tell that the overuse of the cocks is part fo the joke. Silly newgrounders.



Phoenix Wrong: Lawgasm Phoenix Wrong: Lawgasm

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing

Up until now I thought this series was pretty good. But after I saw that you had put a Kenan and Kel quote in this movie, I know that this is truly a great flash. Kepp the obscure cultural references coming.


Recent Game Reviews


The NG e-Penis Calculator The NG e-Penis Calculator

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hooray!

All I can say is that I'm glad my real life penis is larger than my e-penis (my e-penis was only 1.616 inches.)



ThinSquares ThinSquares

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great Game

At first, this game seemed way too easy. But it really got tough, I really hate it when things are deceptively easy, cause then I always lose really fast. It was a great game, it was so simple but so fun. Keep on Making great little games like this. I thought the power-ups were really good, and I especially liked the whole color shift things. Great game.



Spin-Off Spin-Off

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very nice.

This has a very original game style. I found it hella slow at first, but I soon lost all control and kept losing over and over. The crappy images weren't really that noticeable, and the gameplay totally mad up for it. It was really great, and keep making games (and movies I guess) like this one.


Recent Audio Reviews


Master of Puppets Harmonized Master of Puppets Harmonized

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Okay...

It wasn't anything really special, and it was just one part of the song. What really bugged me was the way you could hear the pick hitting the strings, and it was kind of annoying. Removing that would make your songs so much better.



Deadache Deadache

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good mate

Not too bad. The high pitched guitar thing was cool but it sounded pretty thin and got pretty overpower by the drums. I suggest turning the gain up and increasing the volume a tad bit. I liked your music and I think you could do a great job.


Chrizzly responds:

Thanx man...


Faust Faust

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great

I loved the overall feel and rhythm of the guitar. Very nice. I think the backing drums were appropriate for the song but yeah you need to get a drummer who can wail on the bass pedals to give a really thik bottom sound. Also i loved the retro solo at the end. Very nice.

Yeah you need a band. Yeah, I know how hard it is to get a band together but you could make some good music.

Peace out